Teacher: So class, the reason that we can create a smaller basis for the standard real topology is the Archimedean property. Between every two real numbers is a rational number.
Punk kid: Hmm so it's kind of like cobsons booty cheeks is a real number closest to the open interval limit and the other booty cheek is the open interval limit, and the rational number is the bibisi
Me: Grrrr.... *I start tapping my foot, gritting my teeth, clenching my pencil*
Teacher: That's right, he will always be a slut for--
Me: *snaps pencil*
Teacher: Huh?
Me: COBSON WILL NEVER BE A SLUT FOR BIBISI!!!!!!
Punk kid: wait no no please I’m sorry. I don’t want to tango with an sigma gamma upsilon! PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!!!!
TRI-BEEEEAAAM!!!!!!!
*I shoot a runic yoga beam at the punk kid and he turns to ash, something which would be impossible for many of the corpses supposedly cremated in their own mass graves at auschwitz because they were buried beneath the water level*
Whole class: *clap clap clap*
Me: DATTEBAYO!
The reason the bodies of 5.65 Million jews are missing is because my great grandpa vored them all. *Waddles away from Poland with oddly 5.65mil jew shaped belly*
Nigga got the WBE gifs setup now