Rules

1. Look man I do not want to moderate this. Just don’t fedpost and don’t post gore or backhole or anything like that. I don’t really know how strict Substack admins are but they at least seem way less strict than iFunny. Still, I don’t want to push it.

2. Admins will not abuse power for beefs. Nobody is going to be denied entry to this Publication just because they have beef with an admin, now will they be kicked for that.

   1. Weird niggas aren’t allowed in though. No troons, homos, evil freak perverts, etc. I shouldn’t have to say this but you never know; maybe tombestig will make a Substack.

3. You can cross-post your articles from your personal Publications. That’s literally what this is for. It’s just a recreation of an iFunny subfeed on Substack.

   1. Due to limitations on Substack’s end, only Admins are allowed to cross-post on Publications. Until this is fixed you will need to upload any new posts to this Publication specifically, and you can then cross-post them to your personal Publication. If you have an older article(s) you want cross-posted, leave a comment on this note: https://substack.com/@suckitvanburen/note/c-61714604

4. That’s literally it. I don’t care what you write as long as it won’t get us taken down. Collaborators can beef with each other all they want as well, Rule #2 only applies to admins.

If you violate any of these rules you’re getting perms revoked immediately and I’m not bothering with appeals. Literally the only rule for non-admins is to not get this taken down. If you can’t follow that rule then you’re probably retarded or malicious.

Owner:

Admins:

Joining

Anyone can be a Collaborator so long as they check all the following boxes:

1. You were/are an iFunnier.

2. You have at least one already-extant Substack post.

   1. Admins may ignore this rule if the applicant is a certified real nigga.

3. You can provide the email linked to your Substack account.

   1. This is not something I can control. This is mandatory for all Substack publications. If you use a personal email, I suggest changing it to a burner since we can see all subscriber emails anyways.

4. You don’t violate any of the Rules mentioned above.

To initiate the joining process, please DM an admin (

1. A link to your iFunny account.

2. The email attached to your Substack account.

You may have to check the email provided to accept Contributor status. Give us some time to respond as well, we aren’t terminally online.