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Hockey accent is still alive and well

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Can’t stop a beach ball

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I still play 2009 MW2 for the most part, so there's a lot of Croats, Russians, and Albanians. Or Albanians that live in Germany but will talk shit in the name of Alban. They'll talk/insult you in their broken accent but throw in words like faggot, nigger, etc. It's broken English plus a stillshot of vocab obtained from 2010-2014 CoD lobbies. It's quite charming really. They also ask me retarded shit too. In broken English: "you like in n out bro??" "yah cause im go to in n out my cock in your mom ass!!!!". It's honestly really funny in person, they just use the hard R for all American/English speaking interactions.

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I dont use gen z isms including no cap. I was a slow adopter to 2016 negroisms like bruh as well. If anything I'm disgusted I've compromised enough to use those, just because they've become so extensively normalized. They used to make my ears curl in 2016-18 and then I started using them ironically later, then they just became part of my normal talk, at least online, saying stuff like nigga, bruh, etc. I'm far from a wigger but again, it feels gross to think that I've stooped even as low as I have, even with how small it is.

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Sep 6Liked by Machados Thirteen

Code switching is a sign of intelligence and should be fostered in the negroid population

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Anyqone else notice women usually talk in a higher pitched voice than me n

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Sep 6Liked by DAKLR

“Im challing heady, ABSOLUTE snaking behind grandma, I lost full its chalked. Im a detriment I costed.” What the fuck

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Lost full BK randy no re gg

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The ranked cod accent you mentioned is also the most common in the infantry, to the dismay of oldheads

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Such an awesome accent tho

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Used the wrong spelling of to while introducing code-switching. It's over.

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a deep iSubStack mailbag... GENIUS!!!! blud think he scot greer from ohio

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